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Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To go see a MOOVIE!

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?


Q: Why can't you hear a Pteranodon go to the bathroom?

A: Because the P is silent!

Q: Did you know a dolphin can jump higher than a house?

A: That's because houses can't jump!

One Liners

Will the people in the yodeling club please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly queue?

I wonder if the guy who came up with the phrase "One Hit Wonder" coined any other terms.

I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's just too cheesy!

I'm gonna tell you a chocolate joke, I bet it'll make you snicker!

I was gonna tell a time travel joke, but you didn't like it.

I made up a new word; plagiarism!

More Jokes coming soon!